December 2009
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Actual Dialogue Between Coffee Cart Proprietor and...
Coffee Consumer: Do you have hot coffee?
Coffee Cart Proprietor: Uh Yes I do Sir
Consumer: I'm a woman
Proprietor: OK what would you like sir?
Consumer: Well, I want a hot coffee obviously and I am a woman
Proprietor: That's none of my business
Consumer: Hot coffee is your business actually
Proprietor: That'll be $1.25 sir
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About LOLnyc
The leading cause of death in NYC is malarkey, loads of it. Malarkey can be found on line at the bank, in the seats in front of you at the movie theater and most surely on the subway. Go ahead, look over you’re shoulder. See the guy in the roller skates?. A contradiction happens every 4.5 seconds in this town and it’s become clear that I’ve been chosen to catch them and...