Photo captured at the 125th green line subway stop.
Have you ever applied for a gym membership?
They’re more expensive than the rent which is too damn high!
It make much more cents to exercise when your sitting around waiting for stuff. Like that plodding 6 train! Don’t worry that the subway platform and car floor is where diseased rats have sex and spread varmint herpes. Your clothes are soaked in sweaty work ethic and dedication which is practically like Kryptonite for those salacious rodents!
It is pertinent that you have proper form when doing your crunches as well. You must keep your arms and back straight. This is a focal point since the subway is flying around at 50 mph and maneuvering around gaggles of slutty rats.
Wink and point to JW for the find
4 Unessacery Notes
A man is walking down 23rd street. He has headphones in his ears. He is singing “waka flaka flame what the fuck you thinkin ni**a!” He is holding his girlfriends hand.
Brooklyn: Where the dorkiest and most unecessary glasses define how cool you are.
I am unable to spell unessescary without using a spellchecker
That is all*
*Counts as one of the 4 unnessesery notes
Odd NYC Conversations - Part 2
- This is part 2 of an odd October morning last year. To read part 1, scroll down on the home page of LOLnyc....So I take the subway to my stop in lower midtown Manhattan and decide to grab a coffee before I head into my office. While in the coffee shop, There's a black guy standing by the register. He was a guy that appeared to be on "some tough luck" or just "a filthy bum," however you wanna look at it. For being a filthy bum, he was rather eloquent. Our conversation goes like this...
- Filthy Bum: Hey man, who do you think is better qualified to lead our country, John McCain or Barack Obama?
- Me: Um, Probably Obama
- Filthy Bum: Yeah Me too, he seems like he knows whats goin on, ya know, like on the streets more than McCain, ya know?
- Me: Exactly
- Filthy Bum: Hey Man, you got a $1.75, I'm tryin to catch a train
- Me: What train? We're in a coffee shop?
- Filthy Bum: hahaha
- Me: Ok, I'll give you a dollar and whatever change I get from my coffee
- Filthy Bum: uh ok yeah
- Me: (hands him a dollar bill and 40 cents) look you only need 55...I mean 40...um, 35 cents now
- Filthy Bum: Hey man, white people always be taking care of the black man, nah mean?
- Me: I take care of any man, black, white, Puerto Rican, or Asain and...
- Filthy Bum: Haha YEAH YEAH Man! Hey you ever see the movie Transformers?
- Me: Um, yeah
- Filthy Bum: This reminds me of when Optimus Prime was like (in his best Optimus Prime voice) "Our planet was a great empire, like peaceful and shit, until we were betrayed by Megatron and he fucked us over and shit"
- Me: Why does right now remind you of that?
- Filthy Bum: (looks at me with blank face)
- Me: Hey man, I'm goin down this street, but keep keep watching movies man, keep watching movies
No Dorothy, you’re NOT supposed to follow this road.
That is unless, you desire to end up right next to, not the super of a shitty walk up building in LOLnyc, but the assistant to the super of a shitty walk up building.
I’m sure we have all spilled something in our lives at one point or another but as long as you clean it up its usually just fine. Unless your’re a super’s assistant and you’re unable to properly connect the medula vortexs in your brainial cavities and make rational decisions.
Of course I’m referring to the failed attempt to clean up PAINT with a BROOM and FILTHY BUCKET WATER. Quite possibly the worst combination of tools and cleaning solutions since someone used steel wool and shampoo to clean their bathroom mirror*
*That never happened
Odd NYC Conversations - Part 1
- I moved to LOLnyc for the action, drama, and random circumstance that makes it so desultory living here. I got my share of weirdness on an October morning before I even walked into my office.It starts of immediately when I stepped out of my apartment building door today. I had a suit on because I have an off-site meeting and I had my rent check in my hand as well. A very odd girl and I had the following conversation...
- Odd Girl: Hey look at you Mr. Handsome wearing a suit.
- Me: Uhhh, look at me
- Odd Girl: What are doing looking all handsome, delivering envelopes?
- Me: Um
- Odd Girl: Do you have any extra envelopes? Can I have an envelope?
- Me: Um, I think I have an envelope, why...? (not realizing where she was heading)
- Odd Girl: Can you be my envelope delivery person? huh? Can you?
- Me: Um, what? I have to pay rent now k bye
- ...Obviously caught off guard by her off color flattery, I proceeded to walk towards to subway station. Stay Tuned for Part 2 Tomorrow.
Man Caught Wearing Female Hawaiian Clothing While Walking Around NYC
This photo was snapped at around 10:00am on an LOLnyc Autumn morn.
NO its not a female, in case the bulky calves and meaty forearms didn’t throw you off. This is a Male and YES, he is dressed up as a native Hawaiian lady.
Sporting a Hula skirt, a rolled up belly-exposing Hawaiian style top, two pretty orange leis, and cross training New Balances - This Moke is ready to paint the town and LEI some tourists!
Our correspondents are unaware WHY this person chose to rock an outfit like this. It could be that he lost a pub wager or it could be that he wanted to take “dress-down” Fridays to an entirely new level.
Either way, you can tell by his Haters Gonna Hate like swagger, ITS ON!
This bus was found traveling the streets of LOLnyc spreading ALL TYPES of kindness. GET INTO IT!
“KIDS NEED ROLE MODELS” - Although true, no one really wants their child to grow up, purchase a beat-up, emissions-spreading bus, smoke pot all day and force every single person they see to be kinder to each other.
“RESCUE DOG ON BOARD” - Not sure if this means, there is a “rescue dog on this bus” or “this dog needs to be rescued from this bus immediately because he’s riding around in a baked-out vehicle that’s blasting REM album cuts all day”
“FAN MAIL FOR BOGART (the dog)” - Dogs don’t read, no matter how bad of a contact high they get, buddy
“SPREAD KINDNESS TO EVERYONE EVERY CHANCE YOU GET” - Fair Enough
Photo Credit - @twebeck
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CAT FOR SALE - NYC
Hi everyone,
This cat is for sale. It decent, but sometimes it’s annoying because it does the following…
…gets upset and bites the hand that feeds it…
…occasionally looks like a soaked-demonic-handicapped-tarantula…
…yoozing a bed, ur doin it rong…
…is a close talker.
Serious inquires only. Please email imnot@reallysellingthiscat.com
A fight breaks out at the NY Italian festival 2010 between vendor and visitor on Saturday September 18th. Vendor hits visitor with chair WWE style.
Really the only entertaining part of this video is the first 20 seconds. After that it goes downhill unless you embrace people yelling at each other in fits of rage.
Head Nod to This Guy. Favorite his videos or something
The inside of a subway car makes for great acoustics.
Captured by LOLnyc’s cameras, this Pavarotti protege is poised the become the Internets next sensation.
The first camera angle doesn’t do his vocal chords justice hence the move. Please forgive our crew here and enjoy a stunning performance of a man looking to commemorate this glorious occasion.
