• I moved to LOLnyc for the action, drama, and random circumstance that makes it so desultory living here. I got my share of weirdness on an October morning before I even walked into my office.It starts of immediately when I stepped out of my apartment building door today. I had a suit on because I have an off-site meeting and I had my rent check in my hand as well. A very odd girl and I had the following conversation...

• Odd Girl: Hey look at you Mr. Handsome wearing a suit.

• Me: Uhhh, look at me

• Odd Girl: What are doing looking all handsome, delivering envelopes?

• Me: Um

• Odd Girl: Do you have any extra envelopes? Can I have an envelope?

• Me: Um, I think I have an envelope, why...? (not realizing where she was heading)

• Odd Girl: Can you be my envelope delivery person? huh? Can you?

• Me: Um, what? I have to pay rent now k bye

• ...Obviously caught off guard by her off color flattery, I proceeded to walk towards to subway station. Stay Tuned for Part 2 Tomorrow.