
My first thought when seeing this was: “How the fuck is NO ONE else on this subway STARING at this guy when he’s quilting while wearing a hat, pants, and VEST that he also probably quilted?”
My second thought was: “Oh, they probably aren’t staring at him because he’s MENTALLY DERANGED and clearly UNSTABLE.”
My third thought was: “But look at the detail on those pieces. It appears psycho is actually an incredibly skilled quilter”
My fourth thought was: “I should add this to LOLnyc because I haven’t posted on there FOR A MINUTE, yo.
My fifth thought was: “Wait, isn’t he KNITTING not quilting? Fuck it”