Behold Dancing Granny in all her glory. 

Dancing Granny decided that Starbucks on 29th and Park this particular Tuesday morning was the most perfect forum for her to shake it. And dance a little too? Definitely stretch. 

If can clear out the cackling voice of the lady in front of me, you will hear the soulful sounds of Al Green’s “I Can’t Get Next To You”. The title of that song conveniently defines this Granny’s particular dancing style, Jack. Because if you get next to her, you will fall victim to her pendulum arms or capricious hip moves and therefore, “not be able to get next to her” 

I’d also like to compare Granny’s spin moves to that of a dreidel spun by a goy for the first time in his life.