The leading cause of death in NYC is malarkey, loads of it. Malarkey can be found on line at the bank, in the seats in front of you at the movie theater and most surely on the subway. Go ahead, look over you’re shoulder. See the guy in the roller skates?. A contradiction happens every 4.5 seconds in this town and it’s become clear that I’ve been chosen to catch them and point out the ignorance in people.

Call it a pilgrimage if you want, but I’m no hero…I’m just a guy that gets caught on the elevator with transvestite lumberjacks drinking whole milk from the carton.

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