Look at the products this grocery store is promoting on their front windows.
This image was captured at a Gramercy grocery market in LOLnyc. With store window advertising, the you typically want to promote the HOTTEST products you have to offer at the LOWEST prices. When a walker-by sees that, you want them to think “OH MY GAWD I NEED THAT, LIKE, RIGHT FUCKING NOW HELL YAH”
So the manager of this store figures, ok, how can we persuade the people outside to feel compelled enough to walk inside the store? The managers thought processs might have gone something like…
Hmmm. I know, lets put up an ad for…
Gundelsheim Barrel Pickles! We’ll take a picture of a fork next to a plate with these chunky bad boys! Mmm Mmm! Salty phallic shaped fruit, can’t beat it!
TORANI Hazelnut Syrup! OH SHIT I should pick me up somaDAT! I was thinking about how I need to find a way to make my morning coffee more nutterrific. Let’s throw a bowl out there with nuts just spewing over the edge of it for aesthetics.
Nothing gets a person to walk in a store like Dundee Marmalade smeared on some toast on a green plate. Last time we had a sale on marmalade, two 90 year old women had a fist fight over the last jar. It was a BLOODBATH.
That Vitamin Water sale is actually legit so I’ll give ‘em that. Seriously though, what kinda shit are you promoting here? Fuckin Hazelnut syrup? GET REAL
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