Inner Monologue of a Apple Fanboy waiting on line for a iPad at Columbus Circle Apple Store

OMG I cannot believe that someone is taking my picture! This is great. This is fabulous. OMG! OMG! 4-3-10 is an HISTORIC day for humanity. It is the dawning iPad Technology! HAHA! YES! I made that up AND made this custom sign. All me right here.  You know why 4-3-10 is also HISTORIC? It also marks the 375th time I wore my vintage Pink Floyd shirt that I got on E-Bay in 2005! I can’t imagine someone selling this shirt? So crazy DUDE! The FIRST thing I can do on my new, awesome iPad after I bring it to work to show everyone that I got an iPad 1st, is go on Twitter to tweet to all my tweeps and that I’m tweeting on my new, awesome iPAD. I’ll totally get so many replies and more followers as a result. My life is going to change DRAMTICALLY for the better now, and it’s all because of my new, awesome iPad that I can use in Starbucks and show all those mid 20 hipsters that fitting in skinny jeans and fondling their girlfriends IS NOTHING compare to fondling this iPad. Oh BOY!