• After toiling inside a downtown Manhattan courtroom as Juror for the entire morning, the high chief commander of LOLnyc thought it was a prudent move to embrace the foodie culture on Spring Street.

• Many folks have mentioned Lombardi's as the best pizza place in NYC. Obviously, this would also mean the best pizza in the world.

• Upon entering the highly regarded establishment, the high chief asked the hostess if they had wifi available so internet browsing could commence. The convo went like this...

• LOLnyc: Do you have wifi available here?

• Host: No I'm sorry we do not LOLnyc: oh, that's alright.

• (30 seconds passes)

• LOLnyc: what about internet access? Is that available?

• Host: oh yes sir! We have that.

• LOLnyc: oooookay then

• (30 seconds pass)

• LOLnyc: Are you aware of the parallels of the internet and wifi?

• Host: Your seat is ready sir, right this way.

• Not sure if it is the best pizza in the world, but it parallels it.