Mamacita likes to read teen vampire novels on the 1 train. 

Don’t you?

Don’t you like to be comfortable when you read teen vampire novels on the 1 train? Put your feet up. Enjoy yourself.

Dance like nobody’s watching. Sit like nobody’s across from you aiming a camera phone at your private equity fund.

She should be careful though….Why you ask?

Well, if its that time of the month and a vampire is on that 1 train, there is no way a night-walking strap-hanger is going to be able to control his blood thirsty urges when Mamacita got the front gate wide open.

Unless of course, she is of the fangbanging variety.

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