Fatigued Hobo: Do you have any vacancies?

Union Square Park Maintenance Employee:  Uh, why yes we do sir.

Fatigued Hobo: Fantastic!

Union Square Park Maintenance Employee: Does the presidential suite meet your needs?

Fatigued Hobo: Certainly

Union Square Park Maintenance Employee: Right this way sir. I think you will be quite pleased with our new grass influenced thread count sheets and dog shit flavored pillow mints

Fatigued Hobo: That does sound grand, I believe I will! Take this for your trouble sire! (hands over Olde English bottle cap)