Ready For NYC Hot Garbage?
If you have ever taken an extended jaunt around the New York City in the Summer time then you should be cognizant of the offensive odors that lurk around each corner. The unsightly beast that menaces your nasal cavity with each breath you take.
Yes. You know it!
NYC HOT GARBAGE!
The abhorrent stench of empty Tasty D cups, half full diner containers, drug needles, and dog shit bags lie at every corner in the city. Copious amounts of empty beer bottles sit outside of bars only to mingle with the 90 degree air and create an unrivaled aromatic synergy that induces vomit on first scent.
It could be worse though.
Before you make an exodus out of the city for good, realize that this isn’t close to the the worse stink issue the city has endured. Remember 1894? I do. I still have the newspaper from that time. No Yellow cabs then, only horses of courses. What are horses really good at? That’s right, taking shits. LOFTY amounts of SHIT. Manure EVERYWHERE. Quick look down, what do you have there? MANURE. Look to your right, MANURE. Whats that man doing before entering that apartment building? WIPING MANURE OFF HIS PENNY LOAFERS!
Before I go off on a ridiculous tangent about animal poo, lets get back to the original topic. NYC HOT GARBAGE. Man that shit stinks to high heaven. You’d think that since every morning at 6:00am there’s a garbage truck making as much noise humanly possible that there wouldn’t be any hot garbage around left to smell.
Nope.
Plenty of hot garbage stench around for each and every nasal cavity in the city.
