Conversation between Pizza Patron and Wishful Bus Rider - Kips Bay
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Pizza Patron:
(to pizza place employee) How 'bout USA team HUH?!?!
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Employee of Pizza Place:
Yes, good.
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Pizza Patron:
We're gonna STOMP Ghana!
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Employee of Pizza Place:
Yes.
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Pizza Patron:
We're Gonna STOMP Spain!!
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Employee of Pizza Place:
Yes.
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Pizza Patron:
We're gonna STOMP Germany!!! (claps loudly) I'll have a Chicken Roll.
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Employee of Pizza Place:
(sighs, walks to put roll in oven)
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Wishful Bus Rider:
Yes, USA! (high five gesture)
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Pizza Patron:
Uh, ok (bumps fist instead)
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Wishful Bus Rider:
Hey man, I just got out of the hospital you see (shows hospital bracelet) and I really need to take the bus uptown...do you have any spare change?
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Pizza Patron:
Oh I see. Um, I'll tell ya what - I'll give you the change after I buy this chicken roll here.
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Wishful Bus Rider:
Yeah yeah ok man I got it. Hey, you ever hear of Blue Diamonds?
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Pizza Patron:
Blue whats?
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Wishful Bus Rider:
Blue Diamonds, You ever hear of it?
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Wishful Bus Rider:
Hey Pizza man! Blue Diamonds, You ever hear of it?
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Employee of Pizza Place:
(Shakes head no, rolls eyes)
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Wishful Bus Rider:
Well check this out! (reveals cheap looking earring with blue gems in it)
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Wishful Bus Rider:
What do you think this here is worth?
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Pizza Patron:
I dunno, 8 bucks?
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Wishful Bus Rider:
8 bucks! No way, I'd say I'd get 10 or 15 THOUSAND from a pawn shop!
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Pizza Patron:
HAHA ok, if that's worth 15 thousand why the HELL you asking me for change buddy?
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Wishful Bus Rider:
Do you see any pawn shops around here? Hell no! I need change so I can take the bus uptown to the Pawn Shops and get my 15 thousand!
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Pizza Patron:
I suppose that makes sense actually. Here 50 cents buddy. Good luck.
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Wishful Bus Rider:
No i don't need luck!
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Pizza Patron:
Yes. Yes you do.