1 year ago

Conversation between Pizza Patron and Wishful Bus Rider - Kips Bay

  • Pizza Patron: (to pizza place employee) How 'bout USA team HUH?!?!
  • Employee of Pizza Place: Yes, good.
  • Pizza Patron: We're gonna STOMP Ghana!
  • Employee of Pizza Place: Yes.
  • Pizza Patron: We're Gonna STOMP Spain!!
  • Employee of Pizza Place: Yes.
  • Pizza Patron: We're gonna STOMP Germany!!! (claps loudly) I'll have a Chicken Roll.
  • Employee of Pizza Place: (sighs, walks to put roll in oven)
  • Wishful Bus Rider: Yes, USA! (high five gesture)
  • Pizza Patron: Uh, ok (bumps fist instead)
  • Wishful Bus Rider: Hey man, I just got out of the hospital you see (shows hospital bracelet) and I really need to take the bus uptown...do you have any spare change?
  • Pizza Patron: Oh I see. Um, I'll tell ya what - I'll give you the change after I buy this chicken roll here.
  • Wishful Bus Rider: Yeah yeah ok man I got it. Hey, you ever hear of Blue Diamonds?
  • Pizza Patron: Blue whats?
  • Wishful Bus Rider: Blue Diamonds, You ever hear of it?
  • Pizza Patron: Um no.
  • Wishful Bus Rider: Hey Pizza man! Blue Diamonds, You ever hear of it?
  • Employee of Pizza Place: (Shakes head no, rolls eyes)
  • Wishful Bus Rider: Well check this out! (reveals cheap looking earring with blue gems in it)
  • Pizza Patron: Ok great.
  • Wishful Bus Rider: What do you think this here is worth?
  • Pizza Patron: I dunno, 8 bucks?
  • Wishful Bus Rider: 8 bucks! No way, I'd say I'd get 10 or 15 THOUSAND from a pawn shop!
  • Pizza Patron: HAHA ok, if that's worth 15 thousand why the HELL you asking me for change buddy?
  • Wishful Bus Rider: Do you see any pawn shops around here? Hell no! I need change so I can take the bus uptown to the Pawn Shops and get my 15 thousand!
  • Pizza Patron: I suppose that makes sense actually. Here 50 cents buddy. Good luck.
  • Wishful Bus Rider: No i don't need luck!
  • Pizza Patron: Yes. Yes you do.
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