What you are about to read is an internal monologue of the guy in the picture before he leaves his apartment in the morning.

Hmmm let’s see what to wear today, what-to-wear. Well, I haven’t wore these shiny gray pants in a while. It’s been like 3 days. So lets just squeeze these bad boys on and work from there. That’s the best way to do it. Pants THEN shirt. Thats how you gotta roll. Especially when you go sterling silver. It shows Strength! Toughness! Resolve! These things hug my balls like mother clutching her baby while riding a roller coaster.

Ok next. SHIRT. Gotta be synonmous with today’s pant selection. Gotta let people know that I mean business today. Wait, what’s this slate number here in the back of my closet? I almost forgot about this gray short sleeve collar peice! This thing is snug, casual, yet classy. Exactly the type of aura I’m trying to portray today. Done. Ok let me put this on.

Man, I’m sharp. Sharp as the tip of a #2 pencil. Same color too actually. One last thing. TUCK or No TUCK? That is the question. A difficult decision indeed. Fuck it. I’m going TUCK and I’m not looking back. Gray on Gray mother fucker! That how it gets fuckin DONE bitches! No regrets, that what I say!